Date: 21/02/2012

By: Alistair Sweetcakes

Subject: Austerity Britain

There's nothing wrong with chimney sweeping. I spent the summer of 1962 half way up a georgian chimney breast. It made me the man I am today.

If you've been on income support for more than 6 months, then you should be forced up a fireplace, even if you are claiming 'disability' benefit.

'Disabled'? I think the word you're looking for is'workshy'.

Regards

Alistair Sweetcakes
Prestatyn

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